"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
