You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!