Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job
I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
