Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
