Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week
If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years