I'm hungry enough to block a colon
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life
"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.