I'm hungry enough to block a colon
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week