Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home
