Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.
I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
