Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
