A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe
Remember, a man is a man all of his life. A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt