A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!