A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death