A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn