A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex