A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave