We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop