We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years