We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home