We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single