Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Women's Golf is not a sport
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
