It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman