It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"