This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Synchronized swimming for women is not a sport. Mud wrestling for women is a sport
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex