This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18