I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
