I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
