I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
