Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again