Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
