Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
