Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
