Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
