Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
