Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time
