Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
