I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right
