I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.