I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop