People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years