Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
Remember, it gets better each time, as long as it's never with the same woman
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
