A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother