If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
