Here you wear the bag, but in bed....
She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
