I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
