I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
