I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
