I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
