Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself