Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision