Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn