Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job
People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home