And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
