And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years