Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly