Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk