Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed