Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home