Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop
Marcy, haven't you ever got up in the morning and realize something was missing? Of course you do, you must when you open your pajama top