Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile