Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for