Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
