Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
