Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
