Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime
