Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury my wife in the backyard
