Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
