Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
