Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
