Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile