Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!