Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris never reads a book. He stares down at it until he gets all the information he wants
