Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund