Chuck Norris dosent call the wrong number. You have the wrong phone
Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants
Chuck Norris ran the Indy 500 running backwards and placed 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
