Chuck Norris's computer doesn't have a "esc" key. No one escapes Chuck Norris
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"
And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree"
