Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
The only time when Chuck Norris thought he was wrong is when he thought he made a mistake
Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white. Chuck Norris scared the black out of him