Chuck Norris once played baseball. He hit a home run. The ball got lost. That ball is now known as neptune
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move
What every sports player should say after winning: "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing"