Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
