Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla