Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris lap
They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records
Mr Norris often donates food to the needy, unfortunately he can only deliver 'cans of whoop ass'
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
