Chuck Norris fingered a woman and got her pregnant
Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick
