Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard There is only another fist
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe