If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
Earth used to be 1 land form, until Chuck Norris changed that
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffeewith his breath