If Chuck Norris was a Spartan, the movie 300 would be called 1
Santa use to be real before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Germex can kill 999% of germs, but Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants
