Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager. We now know him as spider man
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
