They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early
