What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a wrecking ball? Chuck Norris actually levels the building
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs (M.W.)
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together