When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Share This Joke:

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

More Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis

Chuck Norris jacks off with icy hot