I bet you're fun at parties
"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
