If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.
"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.