Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.
What are you waiting for? I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
Good thing they have dental floss for you to get all the pubes out of your teeth
He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't
