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Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.

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Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.

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What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.

Heard you turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.

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