Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.
"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
