"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?
That still makes me twice as clever as you!
I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.